hi, i'm bugland. i am WAY over 18. i write. it's really all i do. i write HP fanfic (Snarry with alchemia, and AU Snape backstory, principally); i write original fic; i write rants; i write the very occasional meta. i can also paint and act, but do these things sparingly, as they tend to necessitate leaving the house. try painting in your living room. it's messy. i complain. a lot. a LOT. i stay the hell away from fanfiction.net, and do not Google for fic unless i want a hearty laugh. to be truthful, i don't read much fic at all, save what's recced to me by friends or posted in comms to which i belong. please don't be offended if i haven't heard of you; this doesn't mean you aren't any good. i just live a very sheltered life. uh. as far as fic goes *glances around shiftily* i avoid Fandom Wank like the plague.
personal motto: "When in doubt, hit it with your hat." now i must remember to get myself a hat...
(also, i have a highly trained guard fish named Bronson. HE BITES.)
"I'm just so busy! I have to iron my bra and peel the olives!" - Stan Laurel, IRL
"For [victims of torture], to know another mind is unbearable. To connect with another is irrelevant. They are entrapped in what was borne during their trauma... In brief, they live to prove death." - Leanh Nguyen
"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree." - Elliot Blitzer, True Romance
"Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich." - Peter Ustinov
"We lock into a safe place, and you're telling us we gotta risk our lives just because somebody might need help, huh?" - Harry Cooper "Yeah, something like that." - Ben, Night of the Living Dead
[turns the inverted cross right-side up, and then lets it fall back] "Frankly, sometimes, I can't see much difference." - the Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
"I showed him my thing, and it killed him." - Jack Dante, Death Machine
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - the Fourth Doctor
"The devil ricocheted in my head and did his damnedest to provoke me. He kept suggesting that I shout: 'Everybody get his dick out.'" - Tom Baker, regarding life in a monastery
"More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle." - The Joker, regarding Superman
"So this is America. They must be out of their minds." - Ringo Starr